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Ric Flair
04:18
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Comes walking on, to thus spoke Zarathustra
pulls it of wearing alligator shoes, yeah
you better beware, its a jungle in there
ladies and gentlemen welcome to the ring Mr
Ric Flair
I enlighten you to a little known fact
Whenever Ric "WOO"s, its always B flat
(Actually C sharp but who’s checkin)
He even knows where the hippest note's at
and get any pretty woman in the world he wants
just like that
WOO, who’s that, sitting over there
WOO, sporting that pink underwear.
WOO, most glorious platinum hair,
all you young pretenders well you better beware
Jake the snake, unsurprisingly had a snake
Ultimate warrior had paint on his face
hacksaw Jim Duggan, had a 2x4
but with style like this, you don’t need no more
Got a lot of friends, got a lot of foes
They be quaking in their boots when I be bouncing off the ropes
Lots of people talking, few of them know
you gotta have a tag if you wanna make that dough.
WOO, who’s that, sitting over there
WOO, sporting that pink underwear.
WOO, most glorious platinum hair,
all you young pretenders well you better beware
Survived a plane crash, survived being struck by lightening
only drives the fines cars, and dines the finest dining
People try to say that size don’t matter
I wish to contravene,
You can measure a mans success by the length of his limousine
WOO
Rolex wearing, styling profiling, alligator booted, limousine riding, absolutely no commercial flying, all night dancing, all night loving
kiss stealin, wheeling and dealing, son of a gun
Such a man there can be only one.
WOO, who’s that, sitting over there
WOO, sporting that pink underwear.
WOO, most glorious platinum hair,
All you young pretenders well you better beware
Come on boys, take it on home boys, thus spoke Zarathustra!
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Begone, Skunks!
03:34
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Got me in that bad funk again
Got my soul sunk again, oh no
Gotta get so damn drunk again
Got my soul sunk again, oh no
Those low down, black dog, dirty skunk
Laid a cloud of futile, good lord it stunk
Rolled my soul in a ball and slam dunk
Begone, you dirty skunks!
People ask how it’s going
You gotta say that it’s going, just fine
But those skunk juices flowing
Expelled from their black and white behinds
Those low down, black dog, dirty skunk
Laid a cloud of futile, good lord it stunk
Rolled my soul in a ball and slam dunk
Begone, you dirty skunks!
Drink some water,
Even those paralysed by the meaninglessness of modern life
Gotta drink water from time to time
You thought it was a pretty good line
Ill tell you something,
It wasn’t even mine
Kurt Vonnegut, Palm Sunday, 1981, p109
What’s that coming over the hill?
There’s a herd, or a warren or a pack
I'm unsure of the correct, collective noun
I know there’s a lot of em,
And they’re coming to stay at my house, on my couch
Those low down, black dog, dirty skunk
Laid a cloud of futile, good lord it stunk
Rolled my soul in a ball and slam dunk
Begone, you dirty skunks!
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3. |
Ric Flair (radio edit)
03:41
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Comes walking on, to thus spoke Zarathustra
pulls it of wearing alligator shoes, yeah
you better beware, its a jungle in there
ladies and gentlemen welcome to the ring Mr
Ric Flair
I enlighten you to a little known fact
Whenever Ric "WOO"s, its always B flat
(Actually C sharp but who’s checkin)
He even knows where the hippest note's at
and get any pretty woman in the world he wants
just like that
WOO, who’s that, sitting over there
WOO, sporting that pink underwear.
WOO, most glorious platinum hair,
all you young pretenders well you better beware
Jake the snake, unsurprisingly had a snake
Ultimate warrior had paint on his face
hacksaw Jim Duggan, had a 2x4
but with style like this, you don’t need no more
Got a lot of friends, got a lot of foes
They be quaking in their boots when I be bouncing off the ropes
Lots of people talking, few of them know
you gotta have a tag if you wanna make that dough.
WOO, who’s that, sitting over there
WOO, sporting that pink underwear.
WOO, most glorious platinum hair,
all you young pretenders well you better beware
Survived a plane crash, survived being struck by lightening
only drives the fines cars, and dines the finest dining
People try to say that size don’t matter
I wish to contravene,
You can measure a mans success by the length of his limousine
WOO
Rolex wearing, styling profiling, alligator booted, limousine riding, absolutely no commercial flying, all night dancing, all night loving
kiss stealin, wheeling and dealing, son of a gun
Such a man there can be only one.
WOO, who’s that, sitting over there
WOO, sporting that pink underwear.
WOO, most glorious platinum hair,
All you young pretenders well you better beware
Come on boys, take it on home boys, thus spoke Zarathustra!
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